A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide." 

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! 
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have 
any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at 
the picture and replied,
"Well, now. That's different.

 You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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